Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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