he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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