I'm lost and stupid without you.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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