My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
