just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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