Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Randomize
