i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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