Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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