drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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