What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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