? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
A bitchslap is in order.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize