so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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