Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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