dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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