This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Randomize
