Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
There r osticjed everywhere
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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