he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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