K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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