I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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