just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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