Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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