Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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