They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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