How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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