If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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