Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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