There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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