One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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