He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
