they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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