No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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