we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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