Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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