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(212): View more from New York

Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods

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(513): View more from Ohio

Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner

(617): View more from Massachusetts

you want to re-phrase that?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.

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(319): View more from Iowa

THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ

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(845): View more from New York

Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"

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(928): View more from Arizona

I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information

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(713): View more from Texas

Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.

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