i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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