I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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