I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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