Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Alive.
So much puke
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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