hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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