Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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