Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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