Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize