erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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