I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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