Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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