I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize