Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
you never un-have a 4some
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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