I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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