normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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