plz talk dirty to me
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I will pee on everything he values.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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