do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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