Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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