i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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