If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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